Archive for Archive for November, 2007

Angelina Jolie’s golden 3D boobies bring global audience

In what is likely a surprise to nobody, Beowulf had a strong showing at the international box office, raking in $17.3 million. The Bob Zemekis-directed 3D animated pic, with a truly great ensemble cast, amazingly brought in crowds despite lukewarm receptions by the media. Maybe everyone turned out for that quick shot of [...]

Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

So Bon Jovi wants to be N.J. Governor

Here at The Rumormonger, we don’t really care too much about who becomes governor of New Jersey. However, this one commentary in the Times was too good to pass up. Columnist Daniel Finkelstein actually titled his article, “Would Bon Jovi give Jersey a bad name?” Where are you from that New Jersey [...]

Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Monday, November 19th, 2007

Beowulf takes weekend box office

 No big surprise here: Beowulf won big in theaters over the weekend, earning $28.1 million.  The big question is if the ensemble cast pic, led by Angelina Jolie’s boobies, will be able to carry momentum into next weekend.

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Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Monday, November 19th, 2007

Beowulf wins Friday box office

Beowulf took the number one spot at Friday’s box office, earning $9.7 million for Paramount. The ensemble cast featured in the stop-action film include Angelina Jolie, her boobies (which reviewers say look hot), Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, and John Malkovich.

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Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Oliver Stone the latest strike casuality

According to United Artists, the Oliver Stone directed Pinkville, starring Bruce Willis, has been put on hold because of the current writers strike in Hollywood. Both Oliver Stone and Pinkville writer Mikko Alanne are members of the Writers Guild of America, and are therefore not allowed to work on screenplay revisions while the strike [...]

Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Lil’ Romeo to ball for USC

Remember rapper Lil’ Romeo? Well Romeo Miller is all growds up. This Monday he will sign a letter of intent to play basketball with the USC Trojans.

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Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Friday, November 16th, 2007

Why TicketMaster sucks

So, after the sudden death of his mother, Kanye West announced the cancellation of several shows here in Europe, which we figured would happen.
And TicketMaster subsidiary TicketService, who those of us in Amsterdam were forced to use if we wanted to buy tickets, dutifully announced they would issue a refund to concert-goers  for the cost [...]

Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Friday, November 16th, 2007

Kanye West cancels Amsterdam show

After announcing that he would not be participating in a scheduled performance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night, Rapper Kanye West cancelled his show in Amsterdam set for this Monday, according to an e-mail from a TicketMaster subsidiary.  The Rumormonger believes other shows have been cancelled as well, including his Paris gig on [...]

Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Friday, November 16th, 2007

Common sells out to Lincoln

We here at The Rumormonger love hip-hop rising star Common, and not just because he’s a Chicagoan.  Unfortunately, the musician signed a marketing deal with depressed automaker Lincoln.  Bastard.

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Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Friday, November 16th, 2007

Is Hillary a lez?

We don’t really care which side of the aisle Hillary Clinton is on sexually, but rumor has it the LA Times and possibly Hustler are sitting on stories alleging Hillary Clinton has the same sexual appetites as her husband: a taste for the ladies.

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Posted by: Zack the Rumormonger on Friday, November 16th, 2007